Beardy Weirdy and the Auto-cucumber?!

We've all seen the great autocorrect 'features' of our phones...and this it how the name Beards Weirdly came into existence... (full English enunciation please!)

The Peachy one is digging the scratchy face hair and I'm sharing this with my 'daughters...

All of a sudden describing my current state as 'Beardy Weirdy' becomes Beards Weirdly?! WTH

Auto cucumber strikes again! (another auto correct success! Thanks Apple! great job!! And can you have a go at sorting out Siri too please?!)

Beardy Weirdy out!     ? : {)